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Spider Demotivational Poster


DO YOU REMEMBER - When you tried to kill me and I disappeared under your bed? Me too.


TAGS: spider revenge book bed kill
Rating: 4.91/5

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Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 12:23 am
Yup. That's the motifake I needed to read right before going to sleep... or at least bed.


OLD-SCHOOL -


TAGS: rolled up newspaper vs ipad poor spider
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - June 29, 2012, 2:43 pm
Qmao


OH HELL NO SPIDER -


TAGS: spider toilet scary scared creepy
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 7:04 pm
My thoughts exactly.
twill1962 - February 7, 2013, 9:05 pm
Silverheart, you stole my comment. 5L!
koloheiole - January 27, 2013, 5:08 pm
I wish I could give this comment 5Ls lol
Silverheart - January 26, 2013, 1:55 pm

more like 'that's ok. I just went in my pants' Brilliant and horrifying. 5Ls


GOLIATH BIRD EATING SPIDER - Whats the big deal... All that Spider wants to do is to tuck in bed And give you a huge hug with all his 8 Arms and Hands??!


TAGS: spider fear
Rating: 3.92/5

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lgvernon - March 24, 2012, 5:37 pm

"AAAAAAArrrrrgggggghhhhhh!" she screamed, running in place!~
M0rd3kaI - March 24, 2012, 8:25 am
If ever I get the chance... I want a female Goliath bird eater... as a pet... (Females live for around 15 years last I checked, males only about 3) I'll get that s.o.b. a leash and take her on walks


SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.


TAGS: spiders scary girls men
Rating: 3.18/5

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falloutghoul - January 21, 2012, 1:22 pm
Mother. Of. God.
RAWR - December 11, 2009, 5:13 pm
O.O'


SPIDERS -


TAGS: hate spider humor
Rating: 4.39/5

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CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 1:00 am
Haha! Looks just like my youngest kitty!


Political Correctness -


TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.


THE SPIDER AND ME - Cranky's bravest hour


TAGS: cranky spider brave
Rating: 4.92/5

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forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:55 am
You Don't Mess with the Crankyhead!
crankyhead - June 23, 2011, 7:20 pm
check your PM's =)
roboConan - June 23, 2011, 6:50 pm
I meant : "fun !", not "fun ?" (and sorry for the weird sentence I'm french)
roboConan - June 23, 2011, 6:48 pm
fun ? I would like to know where your avatar (the zen ninja otter thing) come from please ? a cartoon,a comics ? Thank you
Cloudchaser - June 23, 2011, 2:24 am
Good thing it wasn't n Camel Spider or an Australian Huntsman. Those things have health bars.
crankyhead - June 22, 2011, 7:45 pm
LOL!!!


WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."


TAGS: spider scary cute hairy big eyes
Rating: 3.19/5

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Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, d***it, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary f***!


TOTALLY SCREWED - which is worse, dealing with the monster spider or not wiping your crappy butt ?


TAGS: totally screwed spider toilet paper
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 15, 2013, 2:10 am
Not entirely screwed if you own a sh**gun.
Oiler - January 15, 2013, 6:59 pm
That fallout, is the single best reason ever for NOT wiping your arse. Thank you for playing to my phobia. 5 unwiped Ls
falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:51 pm
Good lord, what is that?


Clown spiders -


TAGS: clown spider god nightmares
Rating: 4.46/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:14 pm

NEENER NEENER
nicholsjoshua15 - August 24, 2013, 2:44 pm
The spider looks like a little jell bean, it's actually really cute!


AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!


TAGS: australia spiders big critters centipede
Rating: 2.69/5

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glen567 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
That centipede isn't from Australia, it's from America.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:28 pm
LOL.... ladies and gentlemen; LD!
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:56 pm
But does the carpet match the dra**s?
Gorp - June 6, 2009, 10:18 am
Except that thing lives in Arizona. (Red-headed centipede).


ARACHNOPHOBIA - I have just developed it.


TAGS: spiders
Rating: 4.41/5

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Darlin - April 24, 2011, 11:05 am
gives me the creeps just looking at it.
Tigrex1995 - November 7, 2010, 5:17 pm
It looks like a giant frickin hairball. If I saw that though I would probably go ballistic


SPIDERS -


TAGS: spider problem disappears
Rating: 4.53/5

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M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 6:02 pm
Spiders, mystical creatures, so delicate and meticulous. Black widow in the picture if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong. Still 5L


Sweet dreams! -


TAGS: spider nightmare
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 11:41 am
'Horde' of spiders.
heavyrock - June 3, 2013, 8:38 pm
This looks like a sh** from an old Cure Video - Lullaby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS6t56U9tBg
Rudedog - May 13, 2013, 10:11 pm
Thank you for my nightmare de jour.
steve1961 - May 12, 2013, 9:22 am
More likely that they'd just join forces...
MissPriss - May 12, 2013, 2:17 am
You did already drop this off over at Shivers too...right? How about I just dream of spiders eating up bed bugs? Eewwww


SCAREDY CAT -


TAGS: scared cat little spider
Rating: 4.24/5

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MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 11:30 am
You say this is the same breed as the mighty lion? Ba ha ha. 5L gawd I love this place. Signed Miss Priss's dog.


CAMEL SPIDER - This one isn't from Iraq.




AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: spider snake drop bear octopus australia
Rating: 4.1/5

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esky - May 3, 2010, 4:05 am
drop bears? haha, nice.


SUPERHERO - Because the real Superhero is the one who saved us.


TAGS: jesus superhero church superheroes god spiderman hulk captain america word bible
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Oliver Henaine

DZ - April 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
D.C. bows to knowone!
k - November 3, 2008, 9:00 am
...and batman is nowhere to be seen. hellz 2 the yeah
Captain Douchebag - July 20, 2008, 11:21 am
I am deeply offended by this. Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor.
Paul Barfoot - July 17, 2008, 10:13 pm
They are all my favourite fictitious characters!
what?? - June 30, 2008, 7:25 pm
Copyright infringement.....hallaleuja!!!
Uhm No. - June 30, 2008, 5:29 pm
2 words...HULK SMASH!
elonine - June 29, 2008, 12:20 am
You are RIGHT! On of them is NOt like the others... One of them is a woman!
Ernie - June 23, 2008, 7:12 pm
You...have...got...to...be...kidding...me. One of these things is not like the others...
Shtoink - June 23, 2008, 3:57 am
BOO! if wolverine can talk **** to magneto i doubt hed bow to jeebus!


FEAR OF SPIDERS -


TAGS: calendar spiders gone
Rating: 4.87/5

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Greeny - August 4, 2011, 6:54 am
lol


SPIDER BABIES -


TAGS: spiders b****es which do you fear more housewife home maker they will f ck you up
Rating: 3.33/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:59 am
Oh my f***ing god. jdkslagjdaskojfdopjfiasdjfdks!!!! I'm scared...
Densaku - February 4, 2010, 7:57 am
Aaaaaaah... So cuuute...Until they start to eat each other.
Zed - October 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Eh, I'm an arachnophile. I used to own a tarantula and three wolf spiders when I was a kid.
LD0ne - October 30, 2009, 4:36 pm
u know a lot about spiders zed..
Zed - October 20, 2009, 4:07 pm
These are Aussie Huntsman spiders. Scary looking, but harmless. The ones you need to worry about are the Syndney Trapdoor spider, the Black Wishbone Spider, and the Australian Redback Spider. Those're frikking deadly!
_Ally - October 20, 2009, 11:21 am
Someone's house or not. If you got spiders in there that long to nest you need to burn it down. I hate spiders and I would flamethrower the place then use the rocket launcher just to be sure they were dead.
Bartimaeus - October 20, 2009, 12:42 am
Gentlemen, we're forgetting about collateral damage. This is somebody's house!...o, well. Noone I know. Let's just torch the place.
tombofray - October 19, 2009, 10:59 pm
but a rocket launcher might just spray them everywhere...personaly i agree with flamethrower
Ice Wolf Ninja - October 19, 2009, 10:52 pm
A rocket launcher would be better! I f***in' HATE spiders. Besides that picture was probably taken in Australia. They have spiders that are the size of Godd*** plates!!!
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:55 pm
Agreed
Clos - October 19, 2009, 9:47 pm
It might be overkill...but a flamethrower would be nice
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 9:22 pm
Seriously! Ah, I hate spiders. I'm going to cringe every time i look at this.
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
Screw bricks, cinder blocks shall be shat upon seeing this.


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TAGS: spider can
Rating: 4.72/5

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Oldsod - November 10, 2013, 3:47 pm
Umm...with an end line like "Spider Can can," shouldn't there be frilly undies and high kicks?
EdisonoftheFuture - May 23, 2013, 3:38 pm
Spider-Can, Spider-Can, Glued to the ceiling by his retarded owners.
zoomer296 - April 22, 2013, 7:24 pm
Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, cuz' he's a can.
Krickit - April 17, 2013, 4:41 pm
Now that you said something his voice is all I can hear
Reality Lord - April 17, 2013, 4:29 pm

lol...just me or did anyone else "hear" the homer simpson voice reading that?
Silverheart - April 17, 2013, 1:47 pm

Look ooouut, here comes the Spider-Can. Brilliant!
ughomer - April 17, 2013, 1:22 pm
Priceless, Krik.


BROWN RECLUSE - The Tiger Shark of the Spider World. One bite will never be forgotten; if you survive.




MOMMY? - There's a spider outside my window. Can you kill it for me?


TAGS: spider
Rating: 4.11/5

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jig - January 22, 2012, 5:24 am
Tweeter got caught in the web !
Insaniac - December 26, 2009, 5:32 pm
I dont know why, but that spider is kinda... cute, isn' it? I mean, as long as it's not on YOUR SIDE of the window. Poor birdie, but now it's spidie-lunch.
Sean - September 27, 2009, 1:43 pm
Of course a guy who's creeped out by daddy longlegs (harvest spiders) hardly gets to call MO an arachnowuss (but he is you know?) And a big a** wolf spider is a sight to behold. Cool.
Zed - September 27, 2009, 1:38 pm
Sorry, just woke up, still hung over, and not quite awake. Next time I'll re-read the whole thread. But yeah, big spiders here in my state. Not as scary as Aussie spiders, but hey...
Sean - September 27, 2009, 1:26 pm
Actually our beloved MO is the arachnowuss. But wolf spiders are cool. Ours up here in Canada aren't the size of actual wolves. Your variety sound pretty cool there Zed.
Zed - September 27, 2009, 1:15 pm
Sean, if that freaks you out, then you'd really LOVE the spiders in Missouri. Wolf Spiders here are so big they can pass for Tarantulas!
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:39 pm
=D I like spiders
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:20 pm
Not shopped, just rubber, yeah rubber spider, and the bird recently bonked into a window, yeah that's it. And the whole cherade was staged in the fictional land of Australia.
MO - September 26, 2009, 10:17 pm
I got distracted and couldn't finish the office space reference....god d*** that can't be real.
MO - September 26, 2009, 10:14 pm
Sean, I'm not wika...wika...not gonna wikapiedia nothin to do with that! I just want to live in my nice sheltered life and pretend that that DOES NOT EXIST!!! Not alot skeeves me out.....That kinda scares that be-jay jay outta me!! So yeah! Shopped it is!
Sean - September 26, 2009, 10:03 pm
Look up Golden Orb Weaver on wikipedia and then follow the links in the notes, MO. And if you hold a straight edge up to the ... hey! You got me. Well done.
MO - September 26, 2009, 9:49 pm
That's soooooo shopped!! Nice alignment job on the house siding line that runs through the t*** neck and his feather....they so don't match!
mrbombastic - September 26, 2009, 9:30 pm
For the love of sweet Jesus ***dancing f***, that is an image that will be haunting my nightmares for weeks. Spiders are repulsive and disgusting enough as it is, this thing looks as if it crawled straight out of the lowest pits of Hell. Holy ****.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 1:15 am
I'm jus' sayin' that a few a these orbers, workin' in tandem with one another ... on the outskirts of a senior's community ... hey, forgetaboutit.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 1:04 am
Golden Orb Weaver -- only the freakin' Aussies could give such a hellish creation such a ba*** handle. d*** thing sounds like it escaped from an old ladies knitting club. When really, with a little teamwork ....


SPIDERCOW - Not as cool as spiderpig... But way cooler than spiderman


TAGS: not as cool as spiderpig
Rating: 4/5

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Bones9 - May 11, 2010, 9:37 pm
Seen this one irl, theres a heap of other cows painted up as well
Claire - May 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
I can see Moooooooooooooo had a little too much fun with the spandex.
Chef - May 11, 2010, 6:12 pm
Spiderbull? Ouch... gonna make the running of the bulls pretty interesting...
pieman - May 11, 2010, 4:46 pm
I think this is Spiderbull. I think he has blue balls too. I sure as hell don't want to get hit by that white sticky web.


GOODNIGHT - Nothing said Goodnight like... A Stare across the room.




ECONOMIC DOWNTURN -




9/11 - Everyone was affected, But everyone made a promise: Never Forget.




SPIDERS - It may take a long time, but once they have decided you are for dinner, You ARE for dinner.


TAGS: spiders
Rating: 3.5/5

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falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:57 pm
Smart Spider; now run through a swarm of gnats.
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 6:27 pm
been awhile since he used his anter...I know the feeling :(...5L


HOLY CRAP! - I have boots just like those!


TAGS: boots creepy holy crap spider bug arachnid
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 7:01 pm
Camel spider, while arachnids, aren't true spiders, they're closer related to solifugids and scorpions.
LD0ne - October 24, 2009, 1:38 pm
that is one nasty spider... ugh camel spiders i believe they are called
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Sorry, I meant nice motifake! Spelling error in the last comment.
beesladesh - October 20, 2009, 7:47 pm
Oh my goodness what is that? That looks dangerous lol. Nice motifate! =)
Boomer - October 20, 2009, 4:47 pm
Me too.....


TIME TO RUN -


TAGS: spiders thegambler kenny rogers
Rating: 4.6/5

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falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:49 pm
Forget the car; hitchhike!
Superjenny - August 6, 2011, 12:33 am
Unfortunately no, bloody delicate ecosystems... Curses...
Kspace - August 5, 2011, 9:27 am
Is this not a species we should be actively trying to wipe out?


PATIENCE -


TAGS: philosophy patience spiders virtue
Rating: 4.58/5

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spacedog - May 5, 2011, 5:46 pm
Nice.


SPIDER CAMEL - The coolest superhero in all of Dubai.


TAGS: spider camel
Rating: 4.15/5

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NickDahlmier - February 20, 2016, 6:13 am
...Spits a web, any size. Coolest thing, in Dubai. Look-out!...
Feasibly - April 6, 2011, 12:02 am
Altogether now, spider camel, spider camel.....;)
Wolfe - April 5, 2011, 9:56 pm
Spider camel, spider camel, does whatever a spider camel can. Does he swing from a web? no he cant...hes a camel, look out, here comes the spider camel. LOL
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 11:26 pm

...and then i lol'd again.
agdaniele - April 2, 2011, 10:58 pm
Reality Lord likes things.
Reality Lord - April 2, 2011, 9:45 pm

i lol'd...5 from me dude.


JUST REMEMBER -


TAGS: camel spider
Rating: 4.81/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 16, 2010, 2:17 pm
Meh, My tarantula was bigger than that (that's not a euphemism) 5 Black widows.
Sean - December 16, 2010, 2:04 pm
Pranks are hell.
luddy - December 15, 2010, 8:45 pm
you know what, a guy in my old unit tried to put one of those "critters" in my boots in iraq while i was asleep. to bad i was on patrol, cuz our LT was pissed..lol
Sean - December 14, 2010, 4:21 pm
Love it. And I must say, THAT is one terrified *gulp* little spider.
agdaniele - December 3, 2010, 7:45 pm
Hawt.
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:39 pm

huge lolz airman....its got nothing to do with me being wasted.


THE BIBLE, STAN LEE VERSION - EXODUS 14:10-16:10 'nuff said


TAGS: bible religion stan lee marvel spiderman
Rating: 2.31/5

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Smokey - June 4, 2009, 5:30 pm
The book of excelsior!
agdaniele - May 15, 2009, 7:29 pm
Let my pixels go!!!!


THIRSTY? -


TAGS: thirsty thursday hmmm spiderlicious cold refreshing motifake calendar daily theme april 2015
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - April 7, 2015, 8:52 am
ROTFL! I picked up my coffee cup yesterday (Monday) to find it full of ants! No cream. No sugar. Just coffee. It only sat there for about 10-15 minutes---EW!!!!! 5 creeped out lions!


WHAT FDR REALLY SAID - “There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders. I hate spiders”


TAGS: jan 4 spiders fdr
Rating: 4.22/5

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thatonechick - January 31, 2010, 11:23 am
Oh my effing God. LoL! Where was I when you made this, amina?
Mr. Shiny - January 24, 2010, 2:51 pm
I love it.
CANADA - January 4, 2010, 2:00 am
LOL!!
LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 11:10 pm
Nice... *shudders*


NIGHTMARES - Don't read this poster if you're scared of spiders. Oh, sorry.




The Bait -




Toilet Paper -




GEEK... - But still watching Disney on VHS.


TAGS: geek spider man disney fail fat
Rating: 3.88/5

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gas - February 21, 2012, 12:44 pm
5L to that comment
forseti - February 21, 2012, 1:14 am
Spiderpig - Spiderpig - does whatever a spiderpig does...


GO AHEAD -


TAGS: spider eyes humor
Rating: 3.7/5

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CloudchaserS - February 1, 2012, 2:09 am
If that wore glasses, it'd be eight eyes
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 6:42 pm

You're right~
jig - January 31, 2012, 1:58 pm
four eyes !


COURAGE -


TAGS: nospiderswereharmedduringyourfeebleattempttoproveyourmanhood
Rating: 3.35/5

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Treehodger - March 6, 2010, 12:50 am
True story here. My neighbor had a 10 year old son, who literally broke down into tears and screaming / crying hysterically due to a tiny spider and his dad laughed and said "You're like a million times bigger then it! Pansy."
erock - February 5, 2010, 3:08 pm
sean, that is awesome!
Sean - April 7, 2009, 10:19 pm
Thank you. And the spider got away. I love spiders. Just not those daddy long legs -- those bastards creep me out big time. Rather hold a freakin' turantula. Thanks again. Bye.
agdaniele - April 7, 2009, 10:04 pm
Brilliant.


SPIDERBABY - Peter Parker has a LOT of explaining to do to Mary Jane!


TAGS: spiderman spiderbaby
Rating: 3.19/5

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doofenshmirtz - August 10, 2009, 2:23 pm
Duuudddee. You're my hero that is HI-larious.
Sauce? - February 6, 2009, 12:49 am
I thought Arthropods (or insects) breath through channels and it varies by species. Some have them on the joints of the legs and along their back. I also believe spiders also have these airway channels on their backs and abdomens.
BuZZbomb - February 6, 2009, 12:32 am
Spiders don't have noses. Like most species of insect and arachnoid, they breathe through their abdomens.
Scorpio7 - February 6, 2009, 12:25 am
The FIRST thing he needs to explain, is WHERE is the kid's NOSE?


POWER GIRL AND SPIDER-MAN - If the unlimited potential of this epic image doesn't bring Cubbybear back, I don't know what will.




RADIOACTIVE SPIDERS - Let em bite you You become spiderman


TAGS: australian spiders
Rating: 2.52/5
Asbestos - November 28, 2008, 7:52 am
Australian spiders are different, we just super-charge the poison so it kills you faster.


THE SPIDER-MAN BALLOON - 'Nuff said right there.




SPIDERMAN - If word gets out, there goes his street credibility ...




BRAVERY -




SPIDERS - Even though the "humans eat 10 spiders a year" thing is a myth... I still think this one stays crunchy going down.




Spiders -




Australia -




SPIDERMAN REALIZATION - LAST VILLAIN -




WORDS - A shelter for the clever, and a trap for the naive.




THE MOMENT YOU REALISE... - It's not the size, nor the fact that people eat them, but the sheer quantity of these Spiders that scare you.


TAGS: spiders asians
Rating: 4.14/5

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Oiler - January 15, 2013, 7:05 pm
I am so glad I live where I do. I do wish you all would hurry up and eat faster. Lols to Gary...now I have even more ?s
EmilioDumphque - September 1, 2012, 2:58 am
At least you know you're not just at Disneyland, you really ARE someplace different!
GaryO - August 20, 2012, 3:30 pm
Well, that answers some questions I’ve been having about Sho…some questions…certainly not all
Sho - August 20, 2012, 2:34 pm
Yes indeed, with onions. But I still don't like it lol. It does smell delicious when cooked though
gas - August 20, 2012, 1:06 pm
where I'm from we cook that too (maybe it's the same country xD).. I didn't like it the first time I tasted it either, but now I find it's delicious, especially prepared with onions
Sho - August 20, 2012, 12:54 pm
Yea it turns into some meaty looking stuff thats edible. Dunno much about how to prepare it and such but I don't like it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2012, 12:51 pm
Say What!?!
Sho - August 20, 2012, 9:19 am
Where I'm from, people cook goat (or cow) blood, and eat it. Tastes horrible
Zetmonk - August 20, 2012, 8:31 am
I don't know. You pretty much got me on all three...
GaryO - August 18, 2012, 8:33 pm
M-M-M-M arachnilicious
rerun - August 18, 2012, 4:54 pm

scary what some people eat.


HIGH VOLTAGE - Hopefully, it kills you before the giant, angry, mutated spider gets you.


TAGS: spider electricity if those green boxes are dangerous why are they above ground
Rating: 3.79/5

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agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:38 pm
LOL! Are we sure that's not the 10,000 volt ghost from Scooby Doo?


IN OTHER NEWS - Spider Man was hospitalized today after crashing into an office building and falling 100 feet to the pavement. Sources claim he wasn't looking where he was going due to an unknown distraction.


TAGS: spider man comic distraction
Rating: 3.35/5

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Woody - July 1, 2009, 5:10 pm
LOLOL
Culos - January 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
Not bad.... Keep 'm comin'


THE DESERT - One must look Death in the eye just for a pack of cancer sticks.


TAGS: camel spider pack of tobacco cigarettes in the desert
Rating: 3.18/5

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Cummins - January 7, 2011, 11:35 pm
Holly F#@&
Krissie - June 22, 2010, 2:50 am
QUICK! FIRE! SOMEONE, KILL IT WITH FIRE!


CONSTIPATION - It gets the best of all of us.




HAPPY SPIDER! - Ironically, he's going through a pretty rough divorce now and his cancer has returned.


TAGS: happy spider irony depression divorce cancer sad arachnid
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Haarakkon - May 15, 2009, 10:57 am
I never thought I'd envy the Praying Mantis males, but I have to rethink that position now, MWLF.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 15, 2009, 1:50 am
Yeah, child support is a b**** when you're an insect. That and buying birthday gifts for the duomillituplets.
MO - May 12, 2009, 9:51 pm
Not to mention now he's gonna leave behind 2,500 curtain climbers.
Sean - May 12, 2009, 2:56 pm
My cancer lied to me. She claimed to be a libra.
Fatty - May 12, 2009, 2:39 pm
+5 Bulgy! Good'un


SPIDERMAN - They always said they would do it




Morticia Addams -


TAGS: normal spider fly
Rating: 4.88/5

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SPIDERS - Screw you, Evolution. Four legs is ENOUGH!!!


TAGS: spiders gross arachniphobia i hate spiders
Rating: 4.73/5

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Derek - November 19, 2010, 3:33 pm
What the... it seem eight legs weren't enough here!
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 8:18 pm
It reads like texans talk... I fail to see any problem. 5 lionses.
flint - September 18, 2010, 5:33 pm
yep! gotta agree with that...
Claire - September 18, 2010, 5:27 pm
****. ARE. Four legs ARE* enough.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: life time human nature difficult dare venture risk climb wall spider alain robert mountain seneca quote
Rating: 3.69/5

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spacedog - October 19, 2009, 1:44 pm
Nice one giulio. I was wondering if you were tempted to make your own quote on this one. Like changing the second sentence to, because it's friggin' insane, or something. Just curious. Cause that guy is nuts. 5Ls.


SPIDERMAN AND WOLVERINE - A Simple Game Of Bloody Knuckles This Will Not End Well




ILLITERACY - It's serious business.




AGING -




IRAQ - Come see the wildlife!


TAGS: spiders
Rating: 1.64/5

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Burn$ - July 22, 2009, 11:37 am
Camel spiders..... tasty
Sean - December 20, 2008, 12:25 am
THE CRABS So only date "nice" girls, K?
WhoWhatWhenWhere - December 19, 2008, 11:23 pm
Holy ****.
wow - October 24, 2008, 1:02 am
regardless of what they are, they're still f***in creepy
Jungie - October 24, 2008, 12:52 am
They're neither spiders nor scorpions. They're a completely different type of arachnid called solifugids.
Shtoink - October 24, 2008, 12:31 am
who said it was a trick with perspective? all it is is a close up of 2 camel spiders...
Johnny - October 23, 2008, 6:44 pm
Too bad camel spiders aren't real spiders. If I'm right they are a type of scorpion.
Zed - October 23, 2008, 9:40 am
Eh, camel spiders and tricks with perspective. Big deal. I've seen bigger tarantulas in Missouri.


Young Spidey learns to read a shopping list -


TAGS: spiderman fridge
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 10, 2013, 4:36 pm
Well, I guess that comment was pretty "font and center." Thanks MP. You are too kind!
MissPriss - July 10, 2013, 2:23 pm
And once he masters his web abilities, he can have any font he likes...get it...cursive...never mind...but a 5L from me.


Spiders -




RETIREMENT -




Norwegian Hamster -




I SEE TREES OF GREEN - Red roses too...I see them bloom.. Suddenly they uproot.And I think to myself I need to lay off the Acid.


TAGS: spiders
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:37 pm
Spiders!!!!!!!!!!
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm
Awesome to see you submit a bunch today too Moo+, lots of 5Ls.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 1:27 pm
Really?......what have you been drinking.......besides toilet water.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:51 am
Mooooooooooooooooooooo that wasn't acid. I just peed on a piece of paper and sold it to you.
agdaniele - April 19, 2010, 8:26 am
5 wonderful worlds!


Interuptions -




SPIDERMAN - Derails threads all day long and still makes time to save the world




DR OCTOPUS - YOU DON'T WANNA START A SNOWBALL FIGHT WITH HIM.




MYSTERIO - The Interweb has corrupted him


TAGS: mysterio emoticon spiderman villain mask
Rating: 2.27/5

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yon - January 7, 2009, 9:02 pm
i think everyone got it spiderman is fairly popular and mysterio was in spiderman 2 (the videogame)
Child - November 27, 2008, 3:50 pm
All of 10 people will get that Mysterio line. I'm proudly one of them!
Lloyd - September 11, 2008, 6:51 pm
I think it's a girl... I can make out ***bies!
Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 10:40 am
I want one :o


SPIDER-MAN WANNA-BE'S - Freaking people out since 1962




SUMMERTIME -


TAGS: summer windows spider
Rating: 1.91/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 25, 2009, 9:03 am
i don't think a quarter inch of glass is going to stop that. I don't think a chair is either.


ARACHNOPHOBIA - Not just spiders, it applies to scorpions as well... Especially grey ones!


TAGS: not just spiders it applies to scorpions as well
Rating: 4.42/5

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GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:26 am
usually it cracks
culos - June 3, 2010, 10:23 am
Doesn't your mirror fog up then????
GreyScorpion - June 3, 2010, 10:20 am
I've seen that face before....when I've walked out of the shower :) 5L
deadraisin - June 3, 2010, 7:16 am
You of course are forgetting the often overlooked third arachnoid. TERMITES! Ooh scarier still.


SPIDER-MAN - Cuz Everyone Needs To Know Their Limits Before Their Limits Break Them




OWNED - Some just try to brush over it when they are outclassed.




BLACK SPIDER-MAN - Didn't they ALREADY do that one?




LOLCATS -




SPIDER M16 - Is all the world really needs to handle people like Fred Phelps... and Osama!


TAGS: spider m16
Rating: 1.63/5

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WELCOME -




No Fear -


TAGS: fear pets spiders
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 7, 2014, 10:48 am
Awww what a bummer! I guess you'll have to get a giant spider instead ;)
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:44 am
I've always wanted a de-scented skunk. Nobody's messing with a gal walking a skunk down the street, nor breaking into a house as a skunk meanders around the corner into plain view. But alas, illegal 'round here cuz of the high rate and risk of rabies :(


COME INTO MY LAIR - When you walk into a spider's web, do you think the spider, just for a fraction of a second, thinks: "Oh my God, JACKPOT!"


TAGS: spider web jackpot cobweb lair
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - March 22, 2013, 1:01 am
If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings! (hopes someone 'll get that reference)


Perseverance -




Spiders -


TAGS: spider redback snake
Rating: 5/5

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Ashson - May 16, 2014, 9:03 pm
Coloration - a prominent red stripe on the upper side of her abdomen and an hourglass-shaped red/orange streak on the underside.
Ashson - May 16, 2014, 9:00 pm
Black Widows and Red backs are variations of the same species - Latrodectus.
EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014, 8:53 pm
Red Backs have their marking on their backs, not the underside.
EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014, 8:52 pm
That's a black widow, not a red-back.
Ashson - May 16, 2014, 7:35 pm
Known here as Red Back spiders. Lethal little things.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:01 pm
They have black widows in Australia? I'm surprised they're able to survive there.


hindsight -


TAGS: spiderman person cellmate too late
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - October 9, 2013, 4:33 pm

lol


Camping Demotivational Poster -




Flatulance -




Car For Sale -


TAGS: car mirror spider
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - June 24, 2014, 4:58 pm
ahaha love this one!
lgvernon - June 23, 2014, 11:20 pm

Caught the ph**o tag bottom right just as I hit 'approved'. Have asked the man with the super powers to take this down. Sorry, Ash.


Spider-man -




Yellow -




If you can't face your fears -


TAGS: facing fear spiders
Rating: 4.8/5

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RetiredUSNChief - June 30, 2013, 11:35 am
I have GOT to get my son a pair of these!


spiders -


TAGS: spiders
Rating: 4.8/5

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chickenlittle - December 18, 2013, 9:40 pm
I just cancelled our trip to Arkansas Oldsod, they give me the heebie jeebies!
Oldsod - December 18, 2013, 5:46 pm
...I used to be able to say that I'd been bitten by every arachnid in Arkansas. Then I saw your poster, and remembered that we do, in fact, have tarantulas here...5 hairy shivers...


let the fun -


TAGS: spiders are so much fun
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - June 15, 2014, 5:59 pm
this, I'm going to do
Reality Lord - June 13, 2014, 5:01 pm

lolz


AN EMPTY JAR -




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